tess is an incompetent moron, and if she doesn't actually do what she's supposed to be doing tonight, i'm not going to deal with her anymore. it's either her or me. i don't care which.

i love my fellow boothies. you guys are awesome.

greetings. i am william blore.

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auditions went well. i think they did, anyway. i finally wrote my national merit essay so i can stop avoiding ms beattie. always a good thing. i fucking hate not actually having a math teacher. i've never gotten a C in math before. that's not cool. i'm seriously mad at myself. i did the stupid EASIEST problem on the test wrong, and didn't even notice when i checked over the test. ugh. i'm a moron.

wow... new post!! imagine that! i'm hoping to keep this going like a group blog effort so we can all stay in touch and be happy!!! but we need to have another chat!! :( soon, my dearies, soon!!

mmm...this is the wallpaper on my laptop. me likes.

Auto response from mumblethesilent:  i'm lighting up a fag as we speak
mumblethesilent:  ahhhh. i feel better now
Mer498:  have fun?
mumblethesilent:  ohyes..
mumblethesilent:  but i really feel like elijah wood now
Mer498:  was it a clove cigarette?
Mer498:  cuz if its something other than that, i might have to drive over and fuck you
mumblethesilent:  i'm wearing a black sabbath t-shirt, listening to smashing pumpkins and i just smoked a clove

*head banging* PIMP MY COUCH! PIMP MY COUCH! PIMP MY COUCH!

Mer498: so i'll sew, you can staple your thumb to my couch
Velvetskylark: thank you, iggy, i feel loved

Velvetskylark: what if someone got you drunk and put you on a plane and took you to australia and turned you loose in the middle of the australian outback? when you woke up the next morning with a hangover, you could claim you had been "australiad
Velvetskylark: meredith, i'm going to austalia you

Velvetskylark: X is like Australia...a letter, AND A VERB

Velvetskylark: i should hope that your ovaries don't photosynthesize

mumblethesilent: OH NO!!! NOT THE HAIRBALL!!

YAY FOR CHATS AGAIN!!!

Velvetskylark: oh, mer, i meant to tell you...
Mer498: you're pregnant
Mer498: with lenny's love child
mumblethesilent: hahaha
Mer498: and you'r egoing to move to germany and get drunk
Mer498: then do something illegal
Mer498: and be brought back here to get the death penalty
mumblethesilent: lmao
Velvetskylark: maebeth and i decided that drooling was more of a you type activity than a maebeth type activity
Mer498: what???
mumblethesilent: lmao
mumblethesilent: aaaahahahahahahahaha
Velvetskylark: drooling over guys in REALLY tight pants
mumblethesilent: :-X*holding back laughter*
Velvetskylark: let your imagination run away w/ you again?
mumblethesilent: hehehehehehehehe
mumblethesilent: no.... i just got an image of mer swimming in a pool of drool
Mer498: ewwwww
Velvetskylark: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
mumblethesilent: hehe pool of drool
Velvetskylark: lenny and i never got close to anything that would cause me to be prgnant w/ his love child
Velvetskylark: hey that rhymes anna!!!


heh heh guys...we're so mature...

Velvetskylark: oooohhh...i'm anna's soul mate now
Mer498: but im still her cat

Mer498: *cacks up hairball on anna's bed*

Mer498: don't die of peach pit arsenic

Mer498: don't die of peach pit arsenic

mumblethesilent: i knew that 27th came after 7th...... i knew that
mumblethesilent: yeah
Mer498: lmao

mumblethesilent: i call him simba
Mer498: and he shall be yours
Mer498: and he shall be your simba
mumblethesilent: awwwwwww

Mer498: ugh. there is nothing more disgusting than watching a spider squirt string out its ass right outside my window

Mer498: *smacks anna really hard*
Mer498: NEVER use vocab words in casual conversations
Mer498: *shudder*

Mer498: yet you still date him
mumblethesilent: lol.... idk if i do
Mer498: ok, you 9 with him then

ok, so i had my head in nick's lap and i was kinda looking up at him and i noticed he had a scar on his chin
i asked him how he got it, and he said that he was playing lion and he had a mane and all and he was going up the stairs and fell and hit his chin
and i thought that was cute, so i asked him how old he was...
and you know, i fugured he'd say "6 or 7" or something
but he mumbled something and when i asked him what he'd said, he goes "last summer"


Mer498: OMG
Mer498: thats GREAT
mumblethesilent: lol
Mer498: why was he playing lion last summer?
Mer498: oh oh! if he ever gets a cut on his neck or anything, you should call him 'nearly headless nick'
mumblethesilent: it was the cutest thing i'd ever heard so now i call him simba
Mer498: awww, yay
Mer498: now he had 3 names
Mer498: nick, hj, and simba
mumblethesilent: lmao
Mer498: you should ask him if he still has his lion costume
mumblethesilent: lmao
mumblethesilent: Vaiguitarguy24: no
Vaiguitarguy24: it wasnt mine
Mer498: haha! whose was it?
mumblethesilent: idk
mumblethesilent: Vaiguitarguy24: My freinds little sisters
mumblethesilent: lmao
mumblethesilent: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mer498: LMAOOO
Mer498: "i wish i'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa"
Mer498: i put on womens clothing, suspenders and a bra
mumblethesilent: lol
Mer498: *continues to sing*
mumblethesilent: lol
Mer498: ask him if he's a lumberjack and if he's ok
mumblethesilent: lol... no
Mer498: but...that'd be fun
mumblethesilent: ok... fine
Mer498:
mumblethesilent: hehe.... bottle
Mer498: ohyes
mumblethesilent: Vaiguitarguy24: Yes i sleep all night and i work all day
Mer498: ooo, he has excellent taste in movies then
mumblethesilent: why yes

mumblethesilent: trying to convince him to get a blog
mumblethesilent: or a livejournal
Mer498: ooo
Mer498: tell him to get a blog so your nosy friends can learn more about him
mumblethesilent: lol
mumblethesilent: hehe... .i feel like such a dominatrix
Mer498: lmao

THE SNOGGING SCALE


1. holding hands
2. arm around
3. goodnight kiss
4. kiss lasting over three minutes w/o a breath and other kisses that were that type of innocent kiss
5. opn-mouth kssing
6. tongues
6 1/4 lip nibbling
6 1/2 ear snogging
7. upper body fondling- outdoors
8. upper body fondling- indoors (in bed)
9. below waist activity (bwa)
10. the full monty

SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER
SCHOOL'S OUT FOR EVER!

sry, needed a little Alice Cooper

check it out!!! i changed the template b/c the old one was kinda boring. so now it's all cool and pretty green, AND i added comments. *bow* please, hold your applause. :-D

Mer498: it was only a mildly odd dream
Mer498: ok, well andrea and i had just gotten back from a school sponsored trip to europe
Mer498: where we helped this weird dude who didnt speak english named pablo
Mer498: repaint church ceilings
Mer498: of all things
Mer498: but when we got back
Mer498: but instead of just going home, we stopped off at this random party kind of thing
Mer498: and i met this TOTALLY cute guy
Mer498: and we were sitting on one of those outdoor bench swing thingies
Mer498: although it was indoors
Mer498: and he was PERFECT
Mer498: not to mention really cute
Mer498: but then
Mer498: BAM. he just turns into a cd player
Mer498: a really cool cd player i might add
Mer498: holds like 5 discs at a time, radio, tapes, and a little screen to show music videos
Velvetskylark: the perfect cd player?
Mer498: but i was all NOO!!! you were like, the perfect guy!! (who turned into the perfect cd player)
Mer498: so i made out w/ the cd player instead
Mer498: it was even minty!
Mer498: did i mention it was a yellow cd player?
Velvetskylark: um...why?
Mer498: um, its a DREAM
Velvetskylark: you made out with a minty yellow cd player?
Mer498: but i was all sad that i have lost my dream guy
Mer498: yes
Velvetskylark: and your dream cd player
Mer498: yeah
Mer498: i took it as a sign that i REALLY need to meet a guy
Velvetskylark: if you are that desperate...reduced to getting your freak on with electronics
Mer498: hey man!
Mer498: it was a dream
Mer498: and i wasnt "getting my freak on"

wow... this is the first post on this blog since october 10th 2003.... whoa...

10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player

1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.

bwahahahaha....my everclear poster came

that makes me happy

POKER!!!!!!!!
benny and joon style!